There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe.
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.
Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali.
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.
The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret.
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important.
I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.
Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it is the basis of dynamic and creative intellectual activity.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Be yourself, everyone else is already taken
If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise.
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
Painting is an infinitely minute part of my personality.
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
It is good taste, and good taste alone, that possesses the power to sterilize and is always the first handicap to any creative functioning.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.