Frank Zappa

Quotes

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
– Frank Zappa
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
– Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
– Frank Zappa
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
– Frank Zappa
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
– Frank Zappa
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
– Frank Zappa
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
– Frank Zappa
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
– Frank Zappa
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
– Frank Zappa
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
– Frank Zappa
Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
– Frank Zappa