Mark Twain

Quotes

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
– Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
– Mark Twain
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
– Mark Twain
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
– Mark Twain
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
– Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
– Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
– Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
– Mark Twain
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
– Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
– Mark Twain