My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.