I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.